Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Peach Ciroc
All the social networks are buzzin. Peach Ciroc has hit the streets. You woulda thought it was new dope the people are carrying on. I don't hop on drink bandwagons. I prefer Jack over Hennessy, guess I'm old school. I'll admit, that Coconut Ciroc is my shit though. If I'm invited to a shindig, they know I'm bringing that Coconut and Papaya juice. But this peach shit though? I was never big on "peach flavoring." Now i can eat a real peach all day.(pun) So this shorty said she wanted to chill last nite so I went and grabbed some GREEN THINGS and headed to the good ole Windsor Inn.
When I got to the counter I started to debating wheather not i wanted get it. So I asked the girl behind the counter what to mix it with and her exact words were, "Shiiiiiiiit nigga. It's so smooth I been drinkin it straight since Friday. And I been late to work ever since friday!" Well damn.
I get to my destination and the bottle gets popped. With my first sip, instant bitter beer face. Eww. I took another sip. Eww. I taste like Ciroc and peach flavoring. To me it's like some old Victoria's Secret lotion. Only an 8th of the bottle was consumed. I'm damn Diddy, leave the liquor alone and get 112 back together. But as much as I dislike this drink, I already know it will losen up those feminine thigh muscles thus making my new favorite booty call companion.
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